The “Actual Housewives” universe continues to broaden with “The Actual Housewives Final Ladies Journey Ex-Wives Membership” premiering June twenty third on Peacock. For eight superb days, a few of the most controversial Bravo broads bunked up and let unfastened in Dorinda Medley’s, “not outdated however historic“ property within the Berkshires.
What differentiates this iteration of the “Lady’s Journey” from the primary season of the spin off is that the entire solid members have departed their authentic franchises.
With heavy hitters like Brandi Glanville and Dorinda Medley filling out the roster, the white wine and the unhealthy blood are positive to circulate. In honor of this hallowed event we’re looking on the zodiac indicators of the brightest and boldest Bravo wives earlier than you press play and watch all of the messiness unfold.
Learn on to be taught which housewife you’d gravitate in direction of in your woman’s journey and you should definitely take a look at our rundown of the zodiac indicators of the Actual Housewives of New Jersey and the Actual Housewives of Beverly Hills.
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Vicki Gunvalson: “The Actual Housewives of Orange County”
The primary signal within the zodiac, Aries is impatient, impulsive, and infectiously enjoyable. These people battle with subtlety, softness and sitting nonetheless however refuse to play the sufferer irrespective of how a lot bother or trauma is dealt to them. We see this power expressed in Gunvalson who celebrates with aplomb whether or not throwing herself a male stripper laden breakup get together or a “sex-tay” sixtieth soiree.
Enjoyable is certainly the gas for this fireplace signal and as Gunvalson iconically declared, “I’m going huge or go house, and I’m not going house.” An Aries poem if ever there was one. One other Aries firebrand is present in Melissa Gorga, arguably the one lady courageous sufficient to go toe to toe and filler to filler with bull(y) sister in regulation Teresa Giudice.
TAURUS (April 20 – Might 20)
Kandi Burruss: “The Actual Housewives of Atlanta”
Taurus is dominated by Venus, planet of affection, aesthetics, attraction and belongings. As such, bulls prioritize monetary safety, plush house furnishings, intercourse, good lighting and having intercourse in locations with good lighting. Enter bull queen Kandi Burruss who runs Bed room Kandi, a intercourse toy empire, whose mission is to “destigmatize intimacy and self-love, promote sexual wellness and training, and empower entrepreneurs to seek out success and happiness within the enterprise of enjoyment.” Orgasms and incomes potential? Huge time Taurus vibes.
Taureans are notoriously demanding on the subject of their environment, a truth confirmed by bull royalty Luann de Lesseps who refused to sleep in a fish themed room in Dorinda Medley’s mansion. Ugly issues, and questionable decor can simply translate to this earth signal performing ugly and questionable in return.
GEMINI (Might 21 – June 20)
Jennie Nguyen: “The Actual Housewives of Salt Lake Metropolis”
Gemini is dominated by Mercury, planet of communication and alternate, social media, conspiracy theories, poetry and the graceless artwork of inserting your foot firmly in your mouth. These born underneath the celebs of the dual are expressive, typically talking and posting earlier than considering or modifying. Such is the case for Kanye West and such is the case for controversial RHOSLC solid member Jennie Nguyen whose polarizing, racist, anti Black Lives Matter themed posts led to mass outrage and requires her dismissal for the present. On the brighter facet of this twin signal lives adaptability, a top quality personified by Gemini Taylor Armstrong. Learn extra about what makes Armstrong a typical twin right here.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Lisa Rinna: “The Actual Housewives of Beverly Hills”
The Actual Housewives of Beverly Hills are positively awash in Most cancers vibes with Teddi Mellencamp, Dorit Kemsley and Erika Jayne falling underneath the signal of the crab. However, it’s Lisa Rinna that wins for wateriest of the ladies with a number of planets together with her solar, Mercury and Venus all in Most cancers. Most cancers is dominated by the moon and related to the archetype of the mom and Rinna proves herself a fierce one, ever fast to defend her kids or take concern with their questionable suitors. Cancers are drawn to drama like crustaceans to the shoreline and aren’t above grudge holding, wig carrying or petty scorekeeping, and Rinna isn’t any exception. One other crab babe that reveals that caring is the modality and in addition the downfall of this cardinal water signal is RHOM alum and former bestie/woman in ready to Kim Kardashian, Larsa Pippen.
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Danielle Staub: “The Actual Housewives of New Jersey”
Leos are dominated by the solar and by no means draw back from the highlight. Probably the most astute amongst them perceive that to a sure extent, all press is nice press and it solely issues if somebody is watching. Nobody understands the ability of publicity higher than lion queen Danielle Staub. In probably the most quintessentially Leo transfer of November 2019 Staub declared that solely icons, herself included have intercourse tapes. Whether or not she units tongues wagging over her intercourse tape, felony document, parking skills or being stabbed by a fork, Staub makes positive she stays on the lips and within the minds of the plenty.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Tamra Choose: “The Actual Housewives of Orange County”
Virgo guidelines the sixth home of service and day by day habits and at their greatest, Virgos are pushed by a want to assist. For Virgo Tamra Choose that features serving to people get and keep in form by her fitness center CUT Health, saving Vicki Galvenson from choking, and maybe offering a sure sexual therapeutic to Denise Richards. At their worst, Virgos may be important and proselytizing, cue Choose’s alleged fats shaming/wellness amping of Shanon Beador. Dominated by the planet of concepts and alternate, Virgos are famously mercurial and perennialy suspicious, tendencies we see in Choose’s claims that Capricorn frenemy Heather Dubrow is cock blocking her return to the RHOC.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Jen Shah: “The Actual Housewives of Salt Lake Metropolis”
Libra is the signal symbolized by the scales and balances and dominated by Venus, planet of aesthetics. Thus, it completely tracks that RHOSLC and unequivocal Libra Jen Shah would plead her innocence by style, producing attire forward of her fraud trial with such slogans as “Not Responsible” and “Shah-mazing.” Libra is the signal of partnership and these natives prefer to have a crew round them always to deal compliments and assist them by the painful strategy of deciding what salad dressing to decide on or lipgloss to use. This will likely assist clarify why Jen has no discernible profession however employs eight assistants.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Brandi Glanville: “The Actual Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Dominated by Pluto, planet of dying and regeneration, nobody is best than rising from wreckage like a Scorpio and nobody proves the purpose fairly like scorpion Brandi Glanville who managed to show heartbreak by the hands of her philandering ex-husband Eddie Cibrian right into a flip at actuality television stardom and a roll within the hay with Gerard Butler. Scorpios are nicely versed in vengeance and it’s becoming that Glanville has threatened dying or severe hurt towards her enemies together with however not restricted to LeAnn Rimes. One other pair of scorpions who know a factor or two about tips on how to make a buck and begin a struggle are Bethanny Frankel and Ramona Singer.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Nene Leakes: “The Actual Housewives of Atlanta”
Sagittarius guidelines the ninth home of philosophy and the pursuit of upper information and lord is aware of archers dwell to talk their typically unsolicited, typically hilarious and barely tactful truths. We see this play out in Sagittarians like Dorinda “Jovani” Medley, Sonja “It’s not a stroll of disgrace it’s a lap of victory” Morgan and maybe most notably in Sag queen Nene “not a husband stealer” Leakes. Whether or not warring with who pull no punches and would slightly spit spite than chunk her tongue. As Leakes preaches, “I don’t bully anyone. I rise up for what I consider in and I’m very trustworthy and I all the time inform the reality. I’m not a liar, I’m not manipulative and I don’t stab you in your again as a result of I’ll stab you in your chest.” We respect your candor and your entrance dealing with impalements Nene, bless up.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Kyle Richards: “The Actual Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Capricorn wears the pants and guidelines the tenth home of public picture. There’s main authoritarian, absolute energy power about seagoats. In the event that they’re not in management or calling the pictures, they aren’t curious about taking part in in any respect. We see this expressed in alpha canine Kyle Richards who allegedly will get the ultimate say in who stays on housewives roster. The one factor that divided Capricorns from their future as militant dictators is a love of luxurious style and Richards is the proprietress of a string of excessive finish boutiques.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Kenya Moore: “The Actual Housewives of Atlanta”
There’s a sure elitism amongst Aquarians. These air indicators with their twin planetary rulers and their huge image considering can’t assist however really feel like they know higher, are higher, and deserve higher, particularly on the subject of relationships. Enter former Miss USA, self-proclaimed icon and liberator of mediocre marriages, women and gents Kenya Moore. The poise and confidence of water bearers like Moore is downright aspirational. Considerably emotionally indifferent, Aquarians solely actually lose their s**t when reminded that everybody is available in second place, typically. Aquarians like Kenya make for formidable foes. An unyielding fastened signal, they typically conflict with individuals who share the identical signal, like fellow Aquarius Marlo Hampton, or the identical modality like fastened indicators Drew Sidora and Ramona Singer.
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Kathy Hilton: “The Actual Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Pisces is dominated by Neptune, planet of goals, delusions, whimsy, and cryptic messaging and the signal is represented in all its mutable, watery glory by Kathy Hilton. Pisces are liable to acts of escape, and Hilton appears to hunt solace in sweatpants, early onset vacation adorning, late evening snacking, martini pranking and sleep. Fish people have lively imaginations that make them each inventive and paranoid and given to concern of the darkish. We see this in Hilton who contacted her husband for rescue when she was left house alone throughout a RHOBH solid journey to Aspen. Was she afraid of bumps within the evening or the mere considered her sister Kyle? Both approach Kath, we get it.
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